Thursday, October 2, 2008

Wal-Mart Fun

David and I were talking today about completely work related things when he started telling me these random things to do in WalMart.  It was our comedic relief for the day!!!

Have you had yours???  

  • Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute 

  • Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 
"Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

  • Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on 

  • Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

  • Set up a tent in the camping department and told other 
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets 
from the bedding department.

  • When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying 
and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

  • Looked right into the security camera and used it as a 
mirror while he picked his nose.

  • While handling guns in the hunting department, he 
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

  • Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming 
the "Mission Impossible" theme.

  •  Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, 
yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

  • When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he 
assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"


Don said...

Ok, children, settle down now.

~Tori~ said...

That is absolutely hilarious!! :-D

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Nikki said...

LOL. That is very very funny!
I would never do that I would like be so humiliated!

~Nikki AKA. Toris sister

The Great Excavation said...

That is so funny!! Have you heard the one where a costomer came up to the cashier and said "this is the last straw! No seriesly...there are no more straws" handing the cashier a pack of straws.

Love ya'll 'n' miss ya'll!

Bonnie said...

The one that said darting around the stor humming the mission impossible tune!! Should give that a try sometime.....

Olivia Coy said...

Ooh, I can't wait to go to Walmart!!! Olivia

BTW: I've tagged you, so go to my blog for details!

Mare Bear said...

OH MY GOODNESS! You are so silly! =P these are some great ideas though. The only one I've ever done is gotten in the middle of a clothing rack with my friend Maggie and told them to pick us. I think that since it's Halloween season,you should try on some costums and walk around the store trick-or treating at the costumers. =P ~love always and God Bless~ Mary Schmidt

Life Savior said...

Cool blog!

Sharon said...

So funny!!

Anonymous said...

I am going to have to try that.

Brock Brenneman:p