Wal-Mart Fun

David and I were talking today about completely work related things when he started telling me these random things to do in WalMart.  It was our comedic relief for the day!!!

Have you had yours???  

• Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute 
  

intervals.

• Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 
  

"Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

• Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on 
  

layaway.

• Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
  

• Set up a tent in the camping department and told other 
  

shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets 
from the bedding department.

• When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying 
  

and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

• Looked right into the security camera and used it as a 
  

mirror while he picked his nose.

• While handling guns in the hunting department, he 
  

asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

• Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming 
  

the "Mission Impossible" theme.

•  Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, 
  

yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

• When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he 
  

assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"